Sunday, August 31, 2003
TheWGALChannel.com - News - Children Discover Strange Orange Substance
TheWGALChannel.com - News - Children Discover Strange Orange Substance. And these kids also eat yellow snow.
Yahoo! News - Energy Dept Asked to Probe Gasoline Price Rise
Yahoo! News - Energy Dept Asked to Probe Gasoline Price Rise. It's about damn time!!!
Slackman
Damn addictive game!!! Here is a link to Slackman, a Flash Animated game. You can right click and save to your hard drive to play anytime you want.
Saturday, August 30, 2003
kingcountyjournal.com - `Zingers' land Kent woman in jail
kingcountyjournal.com - `Zingers' land Kent woman in jail. Dammit, those are my Hostess snackcakes, biatch!!!
Pup gives new meaning to seeing-eye dog. 31/08/2003. ABC News Online
Pup gives new meaning to seeing-eye dog. 31/08/2003. ABC News Online. This is just too dumb. That next, wet suits for cats that want to go swimming, or cat bite suits for mice.
Extreme Hacker Gear
I have found my Christmas wishlist. Or at least Kevin Rose from The Screen Savers put together my wishlist. The stuff he has listed are just too sweet. Check out his article here.
retroCRUSH: "KRAZY KIDS' FOOD" GALLERY
retroCRUSH: the world's finest pop culture and Leo Sayer website: "'KRAZY KIDS' FOOD' GALLERY:
FINALLY, A BOOK THAT GIVES TRIBUTE TO THE WACKY PACKAGING OF CHILDHOOD TREATS FROM YESTERYEAR"
FINALLY, A BOOK THAT GIVES TRIBUTE TO THE WACKY PACKAGING OF CHILDHOOD TREATS FROM YESTERYEAR"
Friday, August 29, 2003
This is good
This is on Chris Pirillo's site.
'A man and his wife were having an argument about who should make the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that's your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it - and the Bible says that the man should brew the coffee." Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Good Book, and showed him at the top of several pages, that it (indeed) says: "HEBREWS."' Go check his site out.
'A man and his wife were having an argument about who should make the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that's your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it - and the Bible says that the man should brew the coffee." Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Good Book, and showed him at the top of several pages, that it (indeed) says: "HEBREWS."' Go check his site out.
A computer
"A computer was something on TV
From a Science Fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean And ram was the father of a goat.
Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bytes.
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano.
A Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3-inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out.
Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while.
Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode.
Cut you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu."
From a Science Fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean And ram was the father of a goat.
Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bytes.
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano.
A Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3-inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out.
Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while.
Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode.
Cut you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu."
Thursday, August 28, 2003
I'm back
As the beginning of Eric Bischoff entrance music says, 'I'm back!! And I'm better than ever.' The mobo arrived and it is in and running just wonderful. No need for a reinstall, thank god. Now it is time to get back to work.
Things To Ponder Today
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?
Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?
Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Wednesday, August 27, 2003
Transformers, more then meets the eye.
vwtrans.mpeg. This is totally cool. It is about 1.5 mb but well worth the wait to download. Just right click and then save as.
Computer no work
Well with the power going out last night I was felling down not being able to use it. But when the power came back this morning I was happy again, until... I pressed the power button and nothing happen. I have been trouble shooting it and I believe that it is in the motherboard. I just ordered a new mobo/CPU combo and it is on next day delivery so I should be up and running again tomorrow afternoon. So for now I have to use my poor little laptop. I have no IM on here and no ones e-mail addresses. So I will be in limbo for the next day or so. Until then oot.
Update....
I just downloaded AIM, Google Toolbar, and w.blogger so I will still be able to have some form of communication now.
Update....
I just downloaded AIM, Google Toolbar, and w.blogger so I will still be able to have some form of communication now.
Tuesday, August 26, 2003
WTVG 13 ABC Toledo
WTVG 13 ABC Toledo. Homeowner grows nine-foot ganja tree in his back yard because "it's kind of pretty". Yeah, pretty good shiat man.
AskMen.com - Flirting
AskMen.com - Flirting. So that is what all those girls were doing. I just thought they were acting crazy.
Monday, August 25, 2003
The Engineer’s Guide to Romance: An Orientation Dating Guide
The Engineer’s Guide to Romance: An Orientation Dating Guide. This is just hilarious. Leave it to MIT to be the first ones to make a dating manual for geeks. I would say, hmm, 100% of the students there are geeks. So it is obvious that they would.
Sunday, August 24, 2003
WWE needs to get a clue
I just finished reading the results of tonights WWE PPV Summerslam. The WWE needs to get a clue, HHH should not be World Champion. He wrestles maybe once a month and is now injured. How in the world could he still be allowed to hold the title? Everyone knows he is banging the bosses daughter, but that is no reason to keep us, the fans, with him. The fans do not want to see him as champ but who cares what we think. And they wonder why the ratings are down, think about it Vince. Sorry for the rant but this is just stupid.
Yahoo! News - Drought-parched German river starts flowing upstream
Yahoo! News - Drought-parched German river starts flowing upstream. That is just to cool.
Saturday, August 23, 2003
Boat flies out of lake, hits car on freeway
Boat flies out of lake, hits car on freeway. Holy flying boats Batman. The Penguin is up to it again.
White Trash World - Deep-Fried and Doublewide!
White Trash World - Deep-Fried and Doublewide!. Gee, this is most of Tuscarawas County. Hell, this site is about Tusc. County.
I got a new toy
Today I got a new toy. It is a Samsung Mini-DV Camera, Model SCD23. So far it is pretty cool. I also picked up a copy of Pinnacle Studio Version 8, from Pinnacle Systems, so I can start creating my own digital movies. Just wait, you thought that I was bad with the digital camera, now I can do videos, hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friday, August 22, 2003
newsnet5.com - News - Man Reportedly Hits Golf Balls Into Substation
newsnet5.com - News - Man Reportedly Hits Golf Balls Into Substation. I always said golf is a stupid sport full of stupid people.
Yahoo! News - Teens Get Sick on Landscape Plantings
Yahoo! News - Teens Get Sick on Landscape Plantings. Can you say 'dumbass'. How stupid can someone be!?
Guardian Unlimited | Special reports | Britain sinks in beer drinking league
Guardian Unlimited | Special reports | Britain sinks in beer drinking league. Yeah, the Slovaks are at the top. Should I be so happy? Oh well, at least we can out drink them brits.
Thursday, August 21, 2003
Another worm!? WTF!!
Ok if you have not already heard, there is another worm spreading like crazy on the web. So update your windows and virus protection software. Again this worm only effects Windows 2000 and up OS's. This really is making me want to get a Mac or just switch to Linux so I can say to hell with Microsoft and Billy Gates.
Val's pics
I just got the pics from today up on my site. Here is the link, Val at Kent State University.
Wednesday, August 20, 2003
Home again, home again
"Hey everybody!" "Hey Dr. Nitz!" Sorry had a Simpson's moment. Val is now at college. Well we made it back around 7 this evening and I made it to bingo about 7:30. I will have pics up somewhere when I get them loaded on the computer. All for now.
Helping move into college...again
In a little while I will be leaving to help Val move in to her dorm at Kent State University. As I said 'helping move into college...again', this will be the 7th time I have helped someone move to a college. What is hard to believe is that I have helped people move in but have never done so myself. I guess I was fortunate to be able to go to a community college and get my degree, although I did miss out on allot of the college experience. No one to blame but myself for that. I will probably have some pics to post later so till then, oot.
Monday, August 18, 2003
McAfee Security - Computer Virus Software and Internet Security For Your PC
McAfee Security - Computer Virus Software and Internet Security For Your PC. Go here to help get rid of the MSBLASTER Worm.
Sunday, August 17, 2003
Friday, August 15, 2003
Thursday, August 14, 2003
NCBuy: Weird and Offbeat News Stories
NCBuy: Weird and Offbeat News Stories: Joanie Cunningham from 'HAppy Days' fakes the big 'O'. What more do I need to say?
CNN.com - Major power outage hits New York, other large cities - Aug. 14, 2003
CNN.com - Major power outage hits New York, other large cities - Aug. 14, 2003. It is so dark, I can not see a thing. Who is touching me, stop touching me, no wait a little lower. Ok I am done.
New York City - Say It Ain't #%$* So, Ozzy!
New York City - Say It Ain't #%$* So, Ozzy!. And all reality shows are real. I think not. I do not watch them and have no urge to either.
Wednesday, August 13, 2003
Time to for a little rant
As you all know I have been chairman of St. Mary's Bingo for about 6 years now. During this time I have done allot to make it better and generate more money for the parish. Last night at a K of C meeting, the trustees and Fr. Ralko said that they have say over us and anything that we do. This is bullshit, these men have no idea what goes on at bingo or how to even run it. They even admitted to such. Now I have to get their permission to do stuff that I have always done before. As far as I know my name is at the top of the list of people that are in charge of bingo and it is a small list, 3 at most. I have been told to just be patient and go along with it but I say "FUCK THAT!!!!" I am not going to listen to a bunch of guys that know nothing. Besides if they are in charge where have they been for the last 6 years? I will tell you, they have been in the bar drinking and laughing at the few of us that have been running our asses off keeping things going. As far as I am concerned these people can all go to hell and rot. Yes that includes a priest but there is more there then what I want to get into now. If you read this far, thanks for letting me vent and sorry for the swearing but that is what I am thinking. I will keep you posted on this as I get more info.
News: Worm's spread shows holes in patch system
News: Worm's spread shows holes in patch system. Very good article. It says that most people do not do the updates on their PC's as often as they should. It seems the only time that they do is when there is a scare like this. I am begining to think that these viruses that are being released are a good thing, they get people off their asses and remind them that if you are going to have a computer there are thing that you need to do to make it safe.
Equine idol: Miniature horse wins local talent contest, moves on to Nationals - zanesvilletimesrecorder.com
Tuesday, August 12, 2003
WFTV.com - News - Boy Dies After Crashing Go-Cart Into Truck
WFTV.com - News - Boy Dies After Crashing Go-Cart Into Truck. This is why I am always telling my brother to wear a helmet when he rides his go cart.
Researcher confirms existence of 'earworms' / 98% of people have had songs stuck in their head
Researcher confirms existence of 'earworms' / 98% of people have had songs stuck in their head. Let's play "Name That Tune."
ajc.com | DeKalb/Rockdale | Big pot bust
ajc.com | DeKalb/Rockdale | Big pot bust. Hehehe, it says pot. Hehehe, bust.
Fortune.com - CEO - Hooters: A Case Study
Fortune.com - CEO - Hooters: A Case Study. As Jerry Lawyer would say "PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!!!"
Revelation
A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his community. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he knocked several times. Finally, he took out his card, wrote on the back "Revelation 3:20" and stuck it in the door.
The next day, as he was counting the offering he found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was a notation "Genesis 3:10." Upon opening his Bible to the passage he let out a roar of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 reads: (Pastors note) "Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If any man hear my voice, and opens the door, I will come into him, and will dine with him, and he with me."
Genesis 3:10 reads: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked."
The next day, as he was counting the offering he found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was a notation "Genesis 3:10." Upon opening his Bible to the passage he let out a roar of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 reads: (Pastors note) "Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If any man hear my voice, and opens the door, I will come into him, and will dine with him, and he with me."
Genesis 3:10 reads: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked."
BBspot - Top 11 Movies Based on Shakira's Ass
BBspot - Top 11 Movies Based on Shakira's Ass. Rejected Names for Star Wars Episode III: Part III
Naked aggression - smh.com.au
Naked aggression - smh.com.au. Ouch!!! You have to read this to understand. No protection can be a bad thing.
Monday, August 11, 2003
Yahoo! News - Teens Accused of Homeless Stun-Gun Attacks
Yahoo! News - Teens Accused of Homeless Stun-Gun Attacks. I know I have not said anything on this yet so here it is; these kids are just plain dumbasses. They want to shock people, then give them a taste of what they were doing. Hook wires to there nipples and then let any homeless person that wants to come by press a button and sent a shock to them. I know it is cruel but that is what it is going to take to get people to stop committing crimes. Make the punishment so outragous that they won't do it, and if they do make the punishment stick. No getting off for what ever reason. Too many damn lawyers.
BBC NEWS | Technology | Setback for pop-swapping fight
BBC NEWS | Technology | Setback for pop-swapping fight. Death to the RIAA.
The Sun Newspaper Online - UK's biggest selling newspaper
The Sun Newspaper Online - UK's biggest selling newspaper. The Black Panther
Luke and Kate Pics
Here are the links to Luke(Germany and Europe) and Kate(S. Africa) journeys:
Luke: http://www.shutterfly.com/osi.jsp?i=67b0de21b32a5f7525b2
Kate: http://www.shutterfly.com/osi.jsp?i=67b0de21b32a4827e443
Enjoy.
Luke: http://www.shutterfly.com/osi.jsp?i=67b0de21b32a5f7525b2
Kate: http://www.shutterfly.com/osi.jsp?i=67b0de21b32a4827e443
Enjoy.
Sunday, August 10, 2003
Ohio fair claims potato chip record
Ohio fair claims potato chip record. Is this a way of saying that all of us Ohio residents are just couch potatoes? Or are we just all fat?
Thermal imaging camera helps save Amish home - coshoctontribune.com
Thermal imaging camera helps save Amish home - coshoctontribune.com. How ironic that tech saves those that do not believe in it. God has a good sense of humor I think.
Saturday, August 09, 2003
NBC 4 - Irresistible Headlines - Japanese Team To Search For Abominable Snowman
NBC 4 - Irresistible Headlines - Japanese Team To Search For Abominable Snowman. Leave it to the Japs.
statesman.com | Would mail shaped like a hamburger tempt you?
statesman.com | Would mail shaped like a hamburger tempt you? What the? No!!!
Friday, August 08, 2003
What a day
I just spent the day with my mother and brother. I know I said that I would never go shopping with them again but I gave in. Talk about boring. That and my mom need to get some driving lessons. When the speed says 65 mph, that means 65 mph not 50-55 mph. It took one hour to get to Canton. I can make it in 30-40 minutes. I should not complain though, I spent $60 and came home with 2 pants, 3 shorts and 3 shirts. Plus some cool WWE action figures that I will put away and will be worth some major bucks in about 10 years. That is all for now, see you all later.
Wednesday, August 06, 2003
TheStar.com - 800 charged in holiday highway blitz
TheStar.com - 800 charged in holiday highway blitz. Some of these are just classic.
Seattle Weekly: News: Education: Those Who Can't by Frank Catalano
Seattle Weekly: News: Education: Those Who Can't by Frank Catalano. Teachers not knowing how to use a computer and need training, not surprised here.
Tuesday, August 05, 2003
God sent
A 2nd grader asked her mother the age-old question, "How did I get here?"
Her mother told her, "God sent you."
"Did God send you, too?" the child asked.
"Yes, Dear," the mother replied.
"What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted.
"He sent them also," the mother said.
"Did he send their parents, too?" asked the child.
"Yes, dear, he did," the mother answered patiently.
"So you're telling me that there has been no sex in this family for 200 years! No wonder everyone's so grouchy around here."
Her mother told her, "God sent you."
"Did God send you, too?" the child asked.
"Yes, Dear," the mother replied.
"What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted.
"He sent them also," the mother said.
"Did he send their parents, too?" asked the child.
"Yes, dear, he did," the mother answered patiently.
"So you're telling me that there has been no sex in this family for 200 years! No wonder everyone's so grouchy around here."
Monday, August 04, 2003
Top 11 '80s Cartoon Villains - UGO.com Film/TV
Top 11 '80s Cartoon Villains - UGO.com Film/TV. Check out the number one Villain. I have to say I cheered for that one.
Luke made it back
Well Luke made it back safe. I have not heard from him personally yet, but he is back.
Techweb > News > Internet Users Warned Of New Virus > Internet Users Warned Of New Virus > August 1, 2003
Sunday, August 03, 2003
WPVI.com: Permit for Kiddie Pool?
WPVI.com: Permit for Kiddie Pool?. This has got to be one of the stupidest laws that I have heard.
Stop Yahoo's Message Archive Changes Petition
Stop Yahoo's Message Archive Changes Petition. I urge everyone to sign this online petition even if you do not use the Yahoo! groups. What they are doing is wrong.
The greatest
I just read the greatest thing on the web "i love getting spam on how to stop spam... " This is so true. Can you say 'ignorant'. Spam sucks.
Saturday, August 02, 2003
Friday, August 01, 2003
Marietta Daily Journal: Miss Elizabeth had blood alcohol level of 0.29 - TWNPNews.com Headline
Marietta Daily Journal: Miss Elizabeth had blood alcohol level of 0.29 - TWNPNews.com Headline. For those of you who do not follow sports entertainment (Pro Wrestling), Miss Elizabeth passed away earlier this summer. She has not been seen in any major event for a few years. She has been divorced from "Macho Man" Randy Savage for several years as well. To many she was and always will be considered "The First Lady of Wrestling".
RedNova News: Downloaders Don't Think of Copyright Laws
RedNova News: Downloaders Don't Think of Copyright Laws. The RIAA is so stupid. Do they really think that they will put a total stop to music downloads. If they do stop it all that will happen is people will just rip the songs and then give the songs to friends on CD or other form of media and then they will give it to someone else and so on and so on. It will never stop.
Newsday.com - U.K. Judge Quits Case Featuring His Dog
Newsday.com - U.K. Judge Quits Case Featuring His Dog. No he really had to keep a golf date.
USATODAY.com - Teen turns phonecam on stranger trying to lure him into car
USATODAY.com - Teen turns phonecam on stranger trying to lure him into car. Tech at it's greatest.
