New dudes of 'Hazzard'
New dudes of 'Hazzard'. All I can picture is, if Kutcher is in it, is "Dude, where's the car?"
Thursday, July 31, 2003
NCBuy: `Cooter' Throws `Dukes Of Hazzard' 25th Anniversary Party
NCBuy: Weird and Offbeat News Stories: "`Cooter' Throws `Dukes Of Hazzard' 25th Anniversary Party"
The Worst Beers In The World | RateBeer.com
The Worst Beers In The World | RateBeer.com. Mmm... Beeeeeeeeeerrr!!!
Updated links
I just updated some of the links there on the left. I put the blogs that I check daily. I do have more but these are the ones worth going to. Here's a quick plug for Tina's site "Angel Undercover". She has me listed so go check her's out. That is all for now. Later.
Wednesday, July 30, 2003
Fishermen find trouble for poaching eggs
Fishermen find trouble for poaching eggs. Yeah, that great Ohio caviar. Yum Yum!!!
Hummerdinger - Sierra Club
Hummerdinger - Sierra Club. I am not a fan of the H2. I think that the H1 is more of a machine.
silicon.com - US feds want to tap the internet
silicon.com - US feds want to tap the internet. I am all for stopping terrorists, but not at the loss of my own privacy. With the RIAA getting away with all the subpoenas, I guess any one will be able to stop stuff on the net now.
NEWS.com.au | Lost bras under the hammer (July 30, 2003)
NEWS.com.au | Lost bras under the hammer (July 30, 2003). "the third most found item after... After what?!?!?! There is nothing at the end.
local6.com - Sports - Gators' Media Guide Has Crocodile On Cover
local6.com - Sports - Gators' Media Guide Has Crocodile On Cover. (Done with Ausi acsent) Steve Irwin is on his way mate. He'll save the day.
Tuesday, July 29, 2003
Monday, July 28, 2003
Comments
Now you can leave comments on my site. Isn't that just crazy? So leave a comment dammit!!!!!!!!!!! Still working on the HTML and design of the new site so hope it will be done soon.
Sunday, July 27, 2003
Wired News: Star Wars Kid Files Lawsuit
Wired News: Star Wars Kid Files Lawsuit. This is completely stupid. Can you say free publicity? This kid is going to be remembered for years and some public figures are forgotten about in a couple of weeks. I would be happy to be noted all of the net.
Sing-along to the periodic table
Elements. May take a little while on dial-up. Sorry fixed the link.
MyInKy: Local News
MyInKy: Local News. Any fan of James Best, aka. Roscoe P. Coltrane, should read this.
local6.com - News - Roller Coaster Riders Dangle Upside Down In N.J.
local6.com - News - Roller Coaster Riders Dangle Upside Down In N.J.. Holy crap. And now people know why I do not go on coaster but am willing to do just about anything else.
Boston Globe Online / Business / Facing their demons
Boston Globe Online / Business / Facing their demons. This seems like it is really possible.
Thank you
I would just like to thank Kate and her family for a wonderful day at Atwood. You guys all rock. Take care and see you again.
Saturday, July 26, 2003
Friday, July 25, 2003
extremealphageek.com
I know own extremealphageek.com. I will be migrating there soon. So watch for the move.
Yahoo! News - Auctioneers to Sell Museum's Collection
Yahoo! News - Auctioneers to Sell Museum's Collection. This would have been cool to go to.
Teen sucked 400 feet through drainage pipe | akron23.com
Teen sucked 400 feet through drainage pipe | akron23.com. This one is close to home.
local6.com - News - Woman Injured After 2 Cats Thrown In Face
local6.com - News - Woman Injured After 2 Cats Thrown In Face. Ouch!! That has got to hurt.
Wednesday, July 23, 2003
Goatee go bye bye
Just a little up date on myself. The 4 to 5 inch goatee that I have been sporting for around 9 months now has been shaved (sob). Yes I was almost in tears as I shaved it off and back to the old look that I had, short. The only problem is that the underneath hair is almost blond. So now it looks like I am totally shaven. It will take some time to get used to. Also to stop all the e-mail that I know I will be getting asking "Who is she?". And I know you will be thinking that because ever time I do something like this; cut hair, shave a little different, or any thing of the sort, I am always asked that question. There is not 'she' or even a 'he' for you sick puppies that would think that way. Reason unknown. But if you want a reason, it is a government conspiracy that I am involved in that will steal all the worlds razors. Only those who have facial hair like mine will be allowed to keep their Norelcos. The rest of the world will get hairier and hairier, as time goes on all women will look like the French and men will look like sasquatch. I will then become the supreme ruler of the all. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No really I just shaved for the hell of it. Talk later.
Marvin the Kid
Marvin wanted to be a gunfighter, just like his hero Billy the Kid. So he went into town, bought a black Stetson hat, a black gun belt and
a black horse to go with the completely black outfit.
He went home and practiced for 2 solid weeks behind the barn shooting at various targets and drawing his pistols until he was as fast as lightening and every shot was a dead shot no matter what he shot at.
He rode into town, tied his black horse up at the bar, and walked inside the bar. There stood his hero, Billy the Kid, at the bar. He walked right up to him and told him, "I am your biggest fan and would like your opinion. Do I Look like a gunfighter like you?"
Billy the Kid looked at Marvin, his black Stetson hat down to his black boots, and asked, "You look fine, but can you shoot?"
"Sure can," replied Marvin, "See that piano player over there? Watch
this!"
Marvin pulled out his pistol with his right hand and shot the right cuff link off of the piano player's shirt!
"That's pretty good, but can you shoot with your other hand too?", Billy the Kid asked.
"Sure can!", said Marvin, and drew his left pistol and shot the other cuff link off of the piano player's left sleeve.
"That's pretty good", said Billy the Kid.
"What else should I do to be a gunfighter like you?" asked Marvin.
"Well," drawled Billy the Kid, "You should go into the kitchen and get
some lard and rub it all over your pistols. That won't make you draw any
faster, but when Wyatt Earp gets finished playing the piano, it won't hurt
so bad when he shoves those pistols up your ass."
a black horse to go with the completely black outfit.
He went home and practiced for 2 solid weeks behind the barn shooting at various targets and drawing his pistols until he was as fast as lightening and every shot was a dead shot no matter what he shot at.
He rode into town, tied his black horse up at the bar, and walked inside the bar. There stood his hero, Billy the Kid, at the bar. He walked right up to him and told him, "I am your biggest fan and would like your opinion. Do I Look like a gunfighter like you?"
Billy the Kid looked at Marvin, his black Stetson hat down to his black boots, and asked, "You look fine, but can you shoot?"
"Sure can," replied Marvin, "See that piano player over there? Watch
this!"
Marvin pulled out his pistol with his right hand and shot the right cuff link off of the piano player's shirt!
"That's pretty good, but can you shoot with your other hand too?", Billy the Kid asked.
"Sure can!", said Marvin, and drew his left pistol and shot the other cuff link off of the piano player's left sleeve.
"That's pretty good", said Billy the Kid.
"What else should I do to be a gunfighter like you?" asked Marvin.
"Well," drawled Billy the Kid, "You should go into the kitchen and get
some lard and rub it all over your pistols. That won't make you draw any
faster, but when Wyatt Earp gets finished playing the piano, it won't hurt
so bad when he shoves those pistols up your ass."
ajc.com | Gwinnett | Bolt that killed worker came from blue sky
ajc.com | Gwinnett | Bolt that killed worker came from blue sky. Surprised, I have nothing to say about this except, no I still have nothing to say. That just sucks.
Aftenposten Nettutgaven, Local
Aftenposten Nettutgaven, Local. Have you seen the size of some of female opera singers. Remember it is not over until the fat (moo cow) lady sings. This guy is just use the gurth.
ABCNEWS.com : Kids Ride in Car Trunk; Parents Charged
ABCNEWS.com : Kids Ride in Car Trunk; Parents Charged. This is just stupid. The kids admitted to wanting to ride in the trunk. How many times did I hear about people my parents age (50ish) hide in the trunk of a car to get in to a drive-in movie when they were younger. It is bad enough that you are not alloud to sit in the back of a moving truck anymore. I think that there are too many people in the world that should just keep their noses out of other peoples business and watch out for themselves. One day they will screw up and get caught doing something someone else does not agree with and then they will be on the recieving end.
Tuesday, July 22, 2003
IOL : Monkeys invade tea estate in eastern India
IOL : Monkeys invade tea estate in eastern India. Monkey see monkey do.
this is gloucestershire - news, entertainment, jobs, homes and cars "Satan's Big Mac"
this is gloucestershire - news, entertainment, jobs, homes and cars. And if you are reading this you are doing satan's bidding. Atleast that is what alot of religions say, 'The internet and all it's technologies are the work of the devil.' To this I say, before you judge others take a long look at yourself. And if you still think that you are better than us, then STFU because I am not listening.
Real Ghost Busters - PRAVDA.Ru
Real Ghost Busters - PRAVDA.Ru. And I have monsters that live in my closet and under my bed. I'm scared, I think I better go get a night light.
Boston.com / Latest News / Northeast / MIT, Boston College say subpoenas in music-use case violate privacy rules
Boston.com / Latest News / Northeast / MIT, Boston College say subpoenas in music-use case violate privacy rules. How far will the RIAA go? This is just crazy. Do they realize that if they stop it here there will something else to follow real soon? And besides, I thought that we all had the right to privacy. I bet if some big name music artist was swapping thousands of files they would be alloud to continue. Can you tell this really sets me off?!?!?!?!
Moving to a new server
Ok everyone, in the next week I will be moving the blog to a new home. I have set the process in motion this afternoon when I purchased "extremealphageek.com". They say it will take a couple of days before I will be able to start using it. In the mean time I am looking for someplace to host it. If any of you know of a good hosting service let me know. It does not have to be free or cheap just reasonable. Until next time, I am out.
Monday, July 21, 2003
New Rome, city widely known as speed trap, loses only traffic light - marionstar.com
New Rome, city widely known as speed trap, loses only traffic light - marionstar.com. Our wonderful state government at work. Thank you Taft.
HoustonChronicle.com - Wal-mart sues Kmart in sacking standoff
HoustonChronicle.com - Wal-mart sues Kmart in sacking standoff. They will not be happy until they are the only store in existence. Much like Microsoft.
AskMen.com - Being Single
AskMen.com - Being Single. I totally agree. Being single totally rocks. These are some of the reasons that I have not tried to find someone since last Sept. Also look at the add on the left, it is for date.com, an online dating site. Hmmm, advertising at its best.
Sunday, July 20, 2003
Technology: Buggies With Brights
Technology: Buggies With Brights. Next they will try to add nito and find a way to improve those darn exhaust problems. Can you see a set of straight pipes on a horse?
NEWS.com.au | Men steal beer truck (July 20, 2003)
NEWS.com.au | Men steal beer truck (July 20, 2003). MMMMMM beer.
Norbert's Emulator Software: ONE, the Online NES Emulator
Norbert's Emulator Software: ONE, the Online NES Emulator. Any old school gamer has got to check this out. It is super cool. I will be on this for hours trying all the games.
Instant Tan
Let me tell you one thing. If you want an instant tan, just let me start a fire in the field and stand next to it. I have this nack of getting a fire super hot for some reason. And this is done with no catalyst of any kind i.e. gas, kerosine or the sort. I guess this is just one other way that I am so hot I am on fire.
Saturday, July 19, 2003
Northpinellas: Judge sees scorn in T-shirt slogan
Northpinellas: Judge sees scorn in T-shirt slogan. I think that I will be careful where I wear my 'HACKER' shirts. I might end up in jail.
Hello
Hey everyone, sorry for not posting lately but I have been busy with a website that I have been working on and I have not had much to say either. I think that I have to get away for awhile. I have just been going nuts. If anyone knows of someplace that I can go for a few days to get away let me know. Talk to everyone later.
Tuesday, July 15, 2003
Yahoo! News - Farmer Offers Rental Cows on Internet
Yahoo! News - Farmer Offers Rental Cows on Internet. What's next.
Monday, July 14, 2003
headacher: dirtdirt.com
headacher: dirtdirt.com. There are 27 different one to try. This is really crazy.
Whas' uuuuuuppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!
I have nothing to say right now. Just thought that I would give a shout out to all the peps out there in cyberspace. Don't ask where that came from because I do not know. Later.
Sunday, July 13, 2003
New Chrysler Crossfire
This one sweet car. This is Chrysler's first attempt at a sports car and it is called the CrossFire. You have got to check this car out.
Thursday, July 10, 2003
New Blogging software
I am testing out some new blogging software. This is a stand alone program that I can post and upload to the blog with out having to log in on the blogger.com website. Let me know if there is anything that you can not make out so I can look in to it.
Monday, July 07, 2003
Sorry for not posting and Dennison native passes away
First I would like to send my sympothy and wish all the family and friends of Joe Berni the best in these times. Joe passed away this evening at the age of 92. For those of you who do not know, Joe owned 'Joe Berni's', a small store located on the south side of Dennison.
Now to the reason I have not been on in a while. Well there are two reason,
This is the story of a time long ago. A time of myth and legend, when the ancient gods were petty and cruel, and they plagued man kind with suffering. Only one man dared to challenge their power, Hercules.
and
In a time of ancient gods, warlords, and kings. A land in turmoil, cried out for a hero. She was Xena. A mighty princess, forged in the heat of battle. The power. The passion. The Danger. Her courage will change the world.
I purchased both the First Season DVD sets and have been having a Herc/Xena marathon this weekend. And come on, there is something sexy about a woman in a metal breast plate and leather. Until next time. Out.....
Now to the reason I have not been on in a while. Well there are two reason,
This is the story of a time long ago. A time of myth and legend, when the ancient gods were petty and cruel, and they plagued man kind with suffering. Only one man dared to challenge their power, Hercules.
and
In a time of ancient gods, warlords, and kings. A land in turmoil, cried out for a hero. She was Xena. A mighty princess, forged in the heat of battle. The power. The passion. The Danger. Her courage will change the world.
I purchased both the First Season DVD sets and have been having a Herc/Xena marathon this weekend. And come on, there is something sexy about a woman in a metal breast plate and leather. Until next time. Out.....
Friday, July 04, 2003
Photoshop Fun
Just playing around with Photoshop. Here is the first to the end.
Starting photo: DCP_0681org.jpg
The first step; alter the pic: DCP_0681touchup.jpg
The final step; add rain: DCP_0681touchuprain.jpg
Enjoy
Starting photo: DCP_0681org.jpg
The first step; alter the pic: DCP_0681touchup.jpg
The final step; add rain: DCP_0681touchuprain.jpg
Enjoy
Happy Fourth of July
Happy, Happy!! Joy, Joy!!! Happy, Happy!! Joy, Joy!! Sorry was watching Ren and Stimpy last night on "The first Network for Men". Just can't get that song out of my head. Anyways I hope that everyone has a great 4th and safe weekend. Watch out for the staties when on the road as well.
Thursday, July 03, 2003
Yahoo! News - Monkey goes ape in pizzeria
Yahoo! News - Monkey goes ape in pizzeria. Once again, the Germans have done it.
Yahoo! News - Naked German goes for a stroll
Yahoo! News - Naked German goes for a stroll. Why does all the stupid stuff happen in Germany? This might explain why Luke chose to go there.
Blog Vacations
Chris Pirillo posted last night that alot of people are taking vacations from blogging or just have nothing to say lately. Even his wife Gretchen is taking a blogging vacation. Chris I think that alot of these people are just busy this time of year to keep updating their blogs on a regular basis. I know myself have not had the time to post as much as I like. Also things have been pretty boring around here with the exception of the new bingo licence coming in. Only cost close to $4000.00, but hey. I think that people will start blogging again.
Tuesday, July 01, 2003
Throwing Cards
Throwing Cards. You must practice young grasshopper. You will become greater than any turtle or punk ranger.
Sorry for the no post
Sorry about not posting much of my own stuff latly. Just not much to say so I have been putting up some interesting stories from Fark. When something of interest happens you will be the first ones to know. For now that is all from my little corner of cyberspace.
