Goatee go bye bye

Just a little up date on myself. The 4 to 5 inch goatee that I have been sporting for around 9 months now has been shaved (sob). Yes I was almost in tears as I shaved it off and back to the old look that I had, short. The only problem is that the underneath hair is almost blond. So now it looks like I am totally shaven. It will take some time to get used to. Also to stop all the e-mail that I know I will be getting asking "Who is she?". And I know you will be thinking that because ever time I do something like this; cut hair, shave a little different, or any thing of the sort, I am always asked that question. There is not 'she' or even a 'he' for you sick puppies that would think that way. Reason unknown. But if you want a reason, it is a government conspiracy that I am involved in that will steal all the worlds razors. Only those who have facial hair like mine will be allowed to keep their Norelcos. The rest of the world will get hairier and hairier, as time goes on all women will look like the French and men will look like sasquatch. I will then become the supreme ruler of the all. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No really I just shaved for the hell of it. Talk later.