White & Nerdy

White & Nerdy

Is this me or what?


They see me mowin
My front lawn
I know theyre all thinking Im so white and nerdy
Think Im just too white and nerdy
Think Im just too white and nerdy
Cant you see Im white and nerdy?
Look at me, Im white and nerdy
I wanna roll with
The gangstas
But so far they all think Im too white and nerdy
Think Im just too white and nerdy
Think Im just too white and nerdy
Im just too white and nerdy.
Really really white and nerdy.

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, Im a champion at D&D
MC Escher - thats my favorite MC
Keep your 40, Ill just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
Youll find that theyre quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawkings in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Aint got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
Im a whiz at Minesweeper - I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves youre gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin so fast Ill set the place ablaze
Theres no killer app I havent run
At Pascal, well Im number one
Do vector calculus just for fun
I aint got a gat but I got a soldering gun
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
Ill ace any trivia quiz you bring on
Im fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

They see me roll on
My Segway
I know in my heart they think Im white and nerdy
Think Im just too white and nerdy
Think Im just too white and nerdy
Cant you see Im white and nerdy
Look at me, Im white and nerdy
Id like to roll with
The gangstas
Although its apparent Im too white and nerdy
Think Im just too white and nerdy
Think Im just too white and nerdy
Im just too white and nerdy
Howd I get so white and nerdy

Ive been browsin, inspectin
X-Men comics, you know I collect em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for em all
Even made a homepage for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, pop, hope no one sees me
Gettin freaky
Im nerdy in the extreme
And whiter than sour cream
I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
Only question I
Ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk
Or do I like Picard
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin
They laughin
And rollin their eyes cause Im so white and nerdy
Just because Im white and nerdy
Just because Im white and nerdy
All because Im white and nerdy
Holy cow, Im white and nerdy
I wanna bowl with
The gangstas
But, oh well, its obvious Im white and nerdy
Think Im just too white and nerdy
Think Im just too white and nerdy
Im just too white and nerdy
Look at me, Im white and nerdy