Your Space Sucks

What is the big deal about myspace anyways? Personally I think it is a waste of bandwidth and server space. That is one thing you will never see is an Extreme Alpha Geek myspace page. I know you are thinking to yourself why does he hate it so much? Guess what, I am going to tell you and for the rest of this post it is now ‘shitspace’:

1. Registration. What the fuck?!?!?! If I want to see any pictures, posts, or anything other then the really shitty home pages I have to register. I don’t think so. You don’t have to do that here. You want to look at my photos, go ahead. You want to read a post I make or comment on it, go ahead.

2. The Shitty homepages. Once again what the fuck?!?!?! Some of them look like about 100 web pages exploded on them and left them all out of proportion. Almost all of them you can’t even read the text on the page because of either the photos in the background, the horrible combination of background colors and text colors, or a really bad combination of both. Hell I have seen some abstract painting that are easier to figure out.

3. Music. Why on earth would I want to load a page and then have some god awful fucking song start playing? Can anyone answer me that? Probably not. Listen if I want to listen to music while I am surfing the web I will turn on my own music on my computer to listen to, ok. At least have the smarts to allow the person to start the song if they want to, not automatically for Christ sake.

4. Videos. This follows the same thing as the music from above. Why? Apparently none of these fuckers have ever tried to load a web page on dial-up.

5. Can you say online predators? Do you really think a lot of the people on there are who they say they are? No.

6. How many friends can one person have? I highly doubt some 18 year old knows 1200 people. Let alone check every single one of their sites to see if there are any updates.

7. RSS. You mean I have to go and log in then go through my 1000 friends I have never met and more then likely never will sites to see if they have done anything new. No thank you. I have one little line of code that makes it possible for millions of people to know if I have posted anything without them even having to come to my site. And I do the same; if you do not have an RSS feed I don’t go back to your site. And I don’t use that much bandwidth either.

I think that about does it. I might have left some things out, but at least now I have some stuff to post later when I start to get hate comments from shitspace users. I can already hear it, ‘It is a good place to meet new people’ (yeah people you will never meet in real life), ‘I can look up all my old friends I have not talked to in forever’ (Ever think that maybe they do not want to talk to you), ‘How do you know so much about it if you never use it’ (it’s called research, that is some thing they teach you in school).

And in case you are wondering why I did not link back to shitspace, I do not want the forward links to show up on the shitspace servers. And I even have a program running to block some web pages from showing on my computer, and yes shitspace is on it.

So Tom you are not my friend, I never wanted to add you in the first place. Your Space really sucks.


As always, until next time, I’ll click ya later (unless you are on shitspace).