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Extreme Alpha Geek

On the bleeding edge of technology. Because tech things, turn me on.

Wednesday, December 24, 2003

The Twelve Tech Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
a 256 MB USB Thumb Drive.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two Video Cards, And a 256 MB USB Thumb Drive.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three G5's, Two Video Cards,
And a 256 MB USB Thumb Drive.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four Ipods, Three G5's, Two Video Cards,
And a 256 MB USB Thumb Drive.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five Lord of the Rings!
Four Ipods, Three G5's,
Two Video Cards, And a 256 MB USB Thumb Drive.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Six RIAA Subpoenas, Five Lord of the Rings!
Four Ipods, Three G5's, Two Video Cards
And a 256 MB USB Thumb Drive.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Seven Digital Cameras, Six RIAA Subpoenas,
Five Lord of the Rings!
Four Ipods, Three G5's, Two Video Cards
And a 256 MB USB Thumb Drive.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight Athlon 64’s, Seven Digital Cameras, Six RIAA Subpoenas,
Five Lord of the Rings!
Four Ipods, Three G5's, Two Video Cards,
And a 256 MB USB Thumb Drive.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Nine hackers hacking, Eight Athlon 64’s,
Seven Digital Cameras, RIAA Subpoenas,
Five Lord of the Rings!
Four Ipods, Three G5's, Two Video Cards,
And a 256 MB USB Thumb Drive.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ten Linux Distos, Nine hackers hacking,
Eight Athlon 64’s, Seven Digital Cameras,
Six RIAA Subpoenas, Five Lord of the Rings!
Four Ipods, Three G5's, Two Video Cards
And a 256 MB USB Thumb Drive.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eleven Bloggers Blogging, Ten Linux Distos,
Nine hackers hacking, Eight Athlon 64’s,
Seven Digital Cameras, Six RIAA Subpoenas,
Five Lord of the Rings!
Four Ipods, Three G5's, Two Video Cards
And a 256 MB USB Thumb Drive.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve more XP Updates!?!
Eleven Bloggers Blogging, Ten Linux Distos,
Nine hackers hacking, Eight Athlon 64’s,
Seven Digital Cameras, Six RIAA Subpoenas,
Five Lord of the Rings!
Four Ipods,
Three G5's, Two Video Cards
And a 256 MB USB Thumb Drive.