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Extreme Alpha Geek

On the bleeding edge of technology. Because tech things, turn me on.

Tuesday, December 23, 2003

Some famous last words...

"It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du...".
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"Don't touch the red button!"
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Gee, that's a cute tattoo.
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It's fireproof.
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What does this button do?
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So, you're a cannibal.
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Are you sure the power is off?
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Pull the pin and count to what
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Which wire was I supposed to cut?
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I wonder where the mother bear is.
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I've seen this done on TV.
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I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
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You look just like Charles Manson
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Let it down slowly.
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OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.
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These are the good kind of mushrooms."