My Next Thirty Years

I think I’ll take a moment, celebrate my age
The ending of an era and the turning of a page
Now it’s time to focus in on where I go from here
Lord have mercy on my next thirty years

Hey my next thirty years I’m gonna have some fun
Try to forget about all the crazy things I’ve done
Maybe now I’ve conquered all my adolescent fears
And I’ll do it better in my next thirty years

My next thirty years I’m gonna settle all the scores
Cry a little less, laugh a little more
Find a world of happiness without the hate and fear
Figure out just what I’m doing here
In my next thirty years

Oh my next thirty years, I’m gonna watch my weight
Eat a few more salads and not stay up so late
Drink a little lemonade and not so many beers
Maybe I’ll remember my next thirty years

My next thirty years will be the best years of my life
Raise a little family and hang out with my wife
Spend precious moments with the ones that I hold dear
Make up for lost time here, in my next thirty years
In my next thirty years


You know what...I have some thoughts for this song. And here they are...

I think Ill take a moment, celebrate my age
(I know I’m getting old, no celebrating here)
The ending of an era and the turning of a page
(True)
Now its time to focus in on where I go from here
(Same direction I have been heading)
Lord have mercy on my next thirty years
(He wasn’t really there for the first thirty)

Hey my next thirty years I’m gonna have some fun
(Like I had any fun the first thirty)
Try to forget about all the crazy things I’ve done
(What crazy things)
Maybe now I’ve conquered all my adolescent fears
(Last I checked I have no fears)
And I’ll do it better in my next thirty years
(Ok)

My next thirty years I’m gonna settle all the scores
(I settle them as they come)
Cry a little less, laugh a little more
(I do neither)
Find a world of happiness without the hate and fear
(I find happiness in the hate and making people fear me)
Figure out just what I’m doing here
(Fucking with peoples heads)
In my next thirty years
(I get it!!! I’m old!!)

Oh my next thirty years, I’m gonna watch my weight
(I see no point in this)
Eat a few more salads and not stay up so late
(Salads from the Q maybe, I am a creature of the night)
Drink a little lemonade and not so many beers
(I don’t drink anymore, and DO the DEW baby)
Maybe Ill remember my next thirty years
(I want to forget the past thirty, so why remember the next)

My next thirty years will be the best years of my life
(HA HA HA)
Raise a little family and hang out with my wife
(I don’t think so. Today marks me being single for the rest of my life)
Spend precious moments with the ones that I hold dear
(I hold no one dear except my computers, so no moments here)
Make up for lost time here, in my next thirty years
(I don’t think so, to hell with everyone)
In my next thirty years