Senate: Toss Film Pirates in Jail

Wired News: Senate: Toss Film Pirates in Jail.

'Setting, prison mess hall'

Inmate one: What you in for?

Inmate two: I went on a killing spree and killed 10 people. What are you in for?

Inmate one: I committed armed robbery in 5 states and shot and wounded 7 officers.

Inmate three: I got you both beat. I took a vid camera and taped Gigli 2 at it's premier.

Inmate one and two: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Stay away from this guy he's a mad man!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!