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Sunday, November 23, 2003

Basic Laws of the Universe

Basic Laws of the Universe
When traveling down the freeway, the first bug to hit a clean windshield will always land directly in front of the driver's face.
(Quigley's Law of Highway Driving)

When there is a very long road upon which there is a one-way bridge placed at random, and there are only two cars on that road, it follows that: (1) the two cars are going in opposite directions, and (2) they will always meet at the bridge.
(Murphy's Law of the Open Road)