Earth Shift or Worm Hole

This maybe a stupid question but I am going to ask it any way. Is my house near Akron or Tippicanoe? Was there some sort of shift in the earth that put it near either of these two places? Or maybe a worm hole that has caused a rift in the space time continum? Any way you look at it why did a red Pontiac Sunfire drive down the road the afternoon, slow up in front of the house, and then speed away when I was spotted on the mower? I do not remember here being there. As it can be said, "Whatever." And that is how I will look at it. Until next time, peace out.