This is a song adaptation of Jonathan Coulton’s song ‘Code Monkey‘. He has released it under a Creative Commons License. Thank you Jonathan.
‘Q’ Monkey get up with hangover
‘Q’ Monkey go to job
‘Q’ Monkey have boring meeting
With boring manager Scott
Scott say ‘Q’ Monkey very diligent
But his pre-weighs stink
His Italians not weigh just right
What do ‘Q’ Monkey think?
‘Q’ Monkey think maybe manager want to make god damned Italian pre-weighs himself
‘Q’ Monkey not say it out loud
‘Q’ Monkey not crazy, just proud
‘Q’ Monkey like Jalapenos
‘Q’ Monkey like Au Ju and Mountain Dew
‘Q’ Monkey very simple man
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
‘Q’ Monkey like you
‘Q’ Monkey hang around at register
Tell you apron look nice
‘Q’ Monkey offer buy you cookie
Put it in oven, toast it just right
You say no thank you for the cookie cause
Cookie make you fat
Anyway you busy with the stocking
No time for chat
‘Q’ Monkey have long walk back to dish sink he look down pretend to work
‘Q’ Monkey not thinking so straight
‘Q’ Monkey not feeling so great
‘Q’ Monkey like Jalapenos
‘Q’ Monkey like Au Ju and Mountain Dew
‘Q’ Monkey very simple man
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
‘Q’ Monkey like you
‘Q’ Monkey like you a lot
‘Q’ Monkey have every reason
To get out this place
‘Q’ Monkey just keep on working
See your soft pretty face
Much rather wake up, eat a beef dip
Take shot, take nap
This job “fulfilling in creative way”
Such a load of crap
‘Q’ Monkey think someday he have everything even pretty girl like you
‘Q’ Monkey just waiting for now
‘Q’ Monkey say someday, somehow
‘Q’ Monkey like Jalapenos
‘Q’ Monkey like Au Ju and Mountain Dew
‘Q’ Monkey very simple man
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
‘Q’ Monkey like you
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